- A meme where people self-identify their sexuality in a mock multiple choice quiz is picking up speed.
- The meme asks people to choose between a number of sexual orientations including a last option of their own design.
- It's very funny and often self-deprecating.
- It's a remix of a meme from 2017.
A meme where people self-identify their sexuality in a multiple choice quiz is picking up speed on Twitter.
The meme follows a standard pattern: people choose between a number of sexual orientations or a final option of their own design, which is a joke. The template is pretty formulaic — people always select the last option listed.
The meme is very funny and often self-deprecating. Here are some of the best ones.
There are the go-to pop culture references.
I’m:
— nicole boyce (@nicolewboyce) May 24, 2018
⚪️ Straight
⚪️ Gay
π Calling to let you know how disappointed I am in your story. There’s many things that I read in here that were false. Like you saying that I wore six inch louboutin heels to court with my tweed skirt, when I wore four inch little brown bebe shoes
I'm
— Jordan (@JordanApps) May 24, 2018
⚪️ gay
⚪️ straight
π waiting for Hollywood to give Rosamund Pike the career she deserved after her Oscar nominated performance in Gone Girl
Song lyrics fit right into the template.
I’m:
— Jonathan (@ABadDadJoke) May 25, 2018
⚪️ Straight
⚪️ Gay
π NOT. THAT. INNOCENT! pic.twitter.com/hwEkb5J3be
I’m
— chris melberger (@chrismelberger) May 24, 2018
⚪️ Gay
⚪️ Straight
π here without you baby
But you're still on my lonely mind.
I think about you baby and I dream about you all the time
i’m:
— hanzπ¨ (@hasharakl) May 23, 2018
⚪️ gay
⚪️ straight
⚪️ bisexual
πnever gonna give you up pic.twitter.com/6lsdZkN4g0
i'm
— del (@knucklehyuck) May 25, 2018
⚪ straight
⚪ bisexual
⚪ gay
π in too deep, and I'm trying to keep up above in my head, instead of going under
I’m
— H҉o҉v҉a҉ (@JahovasWitniss) May 25, 2018
⚪️ Gay
⚪️ Straight
π sorry Ms. Jackson oooooh, I am for real
Never meant to make your daughter cry
I apologize a trillion times
And some of the jokes are blatantly self-deprecating.
I’m
— jovan (@ehjovan) May 25, 2018
⚪️ Gay
⚪️ Straight
π In debt
i'm:
— alex (tan) (@mineifiwildout) May 24, 2018
⚪️ straight
⚪️ gay
π having a really fuckin hard time dealing with my insecurities lately n haven't been properly hydrated in at least 3 months
i'm:
— millie (@ilysmphil) May 22, 2018
⚪️ straight
⚪️ gay
π a disappointment
This meme is the 2018 remix of similar joke that was popular in the summer of 2017. The original iteration of the meme was formulated like a (now-defunct) Craigslist personal ad, as New York Magazine's Select All noted at the time.
I'm interested in:
— β (@faIIout5) August 2, 2017
⚪️ men
⚪️ women
π crying about fictional characters who will never love me back no matter how much I tweet about them
I am a:
— π (@Shnapped) August 15, 2017
π Man
⚪️ Woman
Looking for:
⚪️ Men
⚪️ Women
π Beyonces 2016 LEMONADE album to receive the album of the year Grammy it deserved!!
I'm
— moth dad (@innesmck) August 20, 2017
☐ a man
☐ a woman
☑ not sure how this meme works
and I'm seeking:
☐ clarification
☐ an explanation
☑ retweets as validation
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